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Privacy

What we collect

  • The photo you upload and the images we generate from it.
  • The lies and captions you type.
  • Your email address (from Stripe checkout) so we can send your link and receipt.
  • Basic usage data (pages viewed, buttons clicked, browser type) via Google Analytics and Microsoft Clarity. Clarity records session replays with text inputs masked.

What we do with photos

  • We send your photo to an image-editing model (fal.ai, running Nano Banana) to make the slides. It’s processed and not used to train anything.
  • Photos and results are stored privately on Cloudflare R2 and deleted automatically 7 days after purchase.
  • Nobody sees your photos unless you create a share link yourself. You can delete that share page anytime.
  • We never use your photos in marketing without asking you first.

Payments

  • Stripe handles payment. We don’t see or store your card number. Stripe’s privacy policy applies to the checkout page.

Email

  • Sent via Resend. Only transactional: your link, delays, refunds. No newsletters.

Children

  • You may upload a photo of your own child. We don’t knowingly accept uploads from children under 13 themselves.

Your rights

Who we share data with

  • Cloudflare (hosting, storage), Supabase (order records), Stripe (payment), fal.ai (image generation), Resend (email), Google Analytics and Microsoft Clarity (analytics). Each only gets what it needs for its job.

Last updated: 2026-10-24